"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
01/17/2019 at 20:20 • Filed to: None | 0 | 18 |
I
almost ordered a bag of Smokey Jumpers for curiosity’s sake
, until...
HammerheadFistpunch
> Dusty Ventures
01/17/2019 at 20:26 | 0 |
yeah that’s a hard pass. my beef jerky doesn’t come swatting flies still. they’ve got a little work ahead of them from a marketing perspective.
Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> Dusty Ventures
01/17/2019 at 20:28 | 0 |
I’d rather eat Rocky Mountain oysters.
Dusty Ventures
> HammerheadFistpunch
01/17/2019 at 20:31 | 5 |
Their chocolate chirp cookie looks pretty good though
nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
> Dusty Ventures
01/17/2019 at 20:33 | 1 |
Just asking to have bits stuck in your teeth all day.
jimz
> Dusty Ventures
01/17/2019 at 20:33 | 2 |
eh, I’ve eaten flash fried crickets and mealworms. you can even buy them on Amazon. not bad.
if you can eat a lobster or shrimp (i.e. giant sea bugs) you can eat an insect.
CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
> Dusty Ventures
01/17/2019 at 20:33 | 1 |
Pro tip. Don’t buy edible bugs off the internet.
CRider
> Dusty Ventures
01/17/2019 at 20:37 | 2 |
VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
> Dusty Ventures
01/17/2019 at 20:40 | 0 |
So, based on what you wrote, I don’t know what you expected before you clicked on the bag of Smokey Jumpers?
I mean, I don’t really blame you for not wanting them, I don’t really want crickets daily, but the bag literally says whole roasted crickets. It didn’t really occur to me that it would be presented in some other, trail mix-ey kind of way. Did I miss something?
Dusty Ventures
> VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
01/17/2019 at 20:45 | 0 |
I think it wasn’t so much that I was expecting something different as actually seeing them brought a moment of realization of what I was
about to do
BaconSandwich is tasty.
> Dusty Ventures
01/17/2019 at 20:46 | 0 |
I've had crickets a few times. They taste better than they look.
VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
> Dusty Ventures
01/17/2019 at 20:51 | 1 |
Ohhhhhhhhh I get it
T hey do look pretty gross.
dogisbadob
> Dusty Ventures
01/17/2019 at 21:07 | 5 |
what bugs you about it?
FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
> dogisbadob
01/17/2019 at 21:45 | 2 |
This comment is criminally underrated.
WilliamsSW
> Dusty Ventures
01/17/2019 at 21:55 | 0 |
Reminds me of the fried maguey worm tacos I had once in Mexico City. Most disgusting thing I’ve ever eaten, hands down.
CB
> Dusty Ventures
01/17/2019 at 21:58 | 0 |
I mean, if you order it, no one is saying you have to eat it. Although tricking one of your drivers to eat it may be dangerous.
TheTurbochargedSquirrel
> Dusty Ventures
01/17/2019 at 22:09 | 1 |
I don’t know if I can trust cookies anymore. Not that I could before with my peanut allergy but still.
RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
> Dusty Ventures
01/18/2019 at 03:41 | 1 |
there's a well known restaurant here that does toasted grasshoppers (chapulines) ... I went there with friends and even though we were pretty drunk none of us came close to putting one in our mouths.
vondon302
> Dusty Ventures
01/24/2019 at 12:48 | 1 |
I think I'll wait until the enviroment collapses before I start eating crickets.